Monthly Archives: February 2011

Note to Genius,

You better have a good reason for speeding past a police station 😦

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Note to Mom’s Butter Brain Solution,

Eating a lot of butter before going into labor will NOT make a baby slip out faster!

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Note to Readers,

Thank you for your support!!  Over 1000 views!! 🙂

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Note to Wondering Eyes,

Your eyes should be mesmerized  by the size of the meatballs on YOUR plate, not the waitress’s plate!

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Dear Telemarketer,

1.  Please don’t call me during breakfast, lunch, dinner, nap time, bath time, ANYTIME! 2.  After I hang up on you, DO NOT call back using a private number! 3.  You have an accent, your name is not William or … Continue reading

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Note to Vocal Chords,

Using your horn is more effective than yelling at someone to stop driving!

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Note to Sanity,

The next time the dog decides to do the “humping dance”, and your senile grandmother asks you what he’s doing, save yourself some grief and tell her it’s a new dance…all the dogs are doing it 🙂

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