Monthly Archives: March 2011

Note to Snotty McSnoterson,

One honk, two honk’s, three honk’s, four… Next time blow your nose outdoors!!

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Note to NOT MY Pube on the Toilet Seat,

Now that the world knows your owner doesn’t shave, and you’re sitting on the seat staring at me, does this give me the right to leave a post-it note in the lost and found?  Would it be rude to make an announcement at the lunch … Continue reading

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Note to Snooki Wanna-Be’s,

You can fake the tan, fake the puff, fake the make-up, even fake the fat?…now that’s funny!  BUT please, don’t fake the accent.  That’s just silly -> LOL

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Note to “Wanna-Be” Bartenders,

The ingredients for a rum and coke….rum and coke!  It doesn’t get any easier than that.

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Note to Drunk Mirror,

“Freshening up” while you’re drunk, in a dark nightclub bathroom, with 20 other drunkards and wearing stilettos for the first time…..is NOT a good idea!

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Note to Unsexy Curves,

Boob cleavage is grrrrreat!  Butt cleavage is NOT!  Cover it up!

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Note to Hairy Legs,

Sheer, nude, patterned or holey, PANTYHOSE ARE NOT A REMEDY FOR NOT SHAVING YOUR LEGS…or for your LAZINESS!

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