Monthly Archives: April 2011

Note to Michael Scott,

After bringing us 7 seasons of laughter, I’m so sad to see you go. …That’s what she said! “My philosophy is basically this. And this is something that I live by. And I always have. And I always will. Don’t … Continue reading

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Note to Kate and William,

Soooooooo excited!!!!!  Wishing you endless love and happiness!

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Note to Loud Mouth,

Loud restaurant music and “bed room” chatter don’t mix.  One must learn to always censor their words!  Eventually the music will stop and you’ll be left with your pants around your ankles or your tail between your legs!

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Note to Oblivious,

Do you really need to stop in the MIDDLE of the aisle?  Geeshhhhhh!

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Note to Annoying Weekend Doorbell Ringer,

Excessively ringing the bell and knocking on the door will not motivate me to get out of bed and greet you with a smile on a Saturday morning.

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Note to Stupid Driver,

It’s a stupid idea to brake in front of a tractor-trailer on the highway. It’s a stupid idea to try to pass a speeding tractor-trailer on the highway. And it’s a stupid idea to tail a tractor-trailer on the highway. In other words, … Continue reading

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Note to Unheard Instinct,

Never buy makeup from someone whose neck is a different colour than their face!

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