Note to Dumb Neighbour’s Kid,

“How not to attract the other stupid neighbour’s teenage son and his buddies”

1.  Wearing booty shorts in 5 degrees weather

2.  Having no booty to fit them into!

3.  Trying to do cartwheels with your stupid, yet prettier, friend on the front lawn

4.  Not knowing how to do cartwheels 😦

5.  Thinking it’s a great idea to let the object of your desire and his 3 lanky friends SCORE your cartwheels.

6.  Slipping on the patch of mud, landing on your arse and forgetting to tuck in your shirt!

7.  Forgetting that you let out Sparky 10 mins prior to your fall

Maybe next time…

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