Monthly Archives: May 2011

Note to Lazy (part 2),

A home cooked meal is not cheap Chinese food…or any cheap fast food for that matter! . What the hell is that anyway?

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Note to Someone’s Mom,

Driving, especially during the busy morning commute, while trying to read a map is =DANGEROUS and STUPID! 21st century = GPS!!!

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Note to Tim Horton’s Wannabe,

Now that you’re saving $1.38 by making your own coffee, remember to screw the lid on your travel mug…it won’t screw itself!

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Note to Rookie Cook,

Do NOT RUB your eyes after touching cayenne pepper….or any pepper!!

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Note to Husbands Lazy Rake,

I’m sorry you were left behind my car…maybe in your next life God will give you a set of legs so that you can walk yourself to the garage and hang yourself!

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Note to Your Toupee,

Sun in the sky…… check Waxed and washed your drop top convertible…… check Laced up your shiny new shoes …… check Wearing your brand new sweater vest …… check Forgetting to glue your toupee to your head?……Opp’s UNCHECK! With the … Continue reading

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Note to the Spit in my Burger :(

Making fun of the zitty teenager at the fast food window you have just ordered from is not always best practice!  Next time smile politely and say please and thank you.  You might not like it, BUT your stomach will … Continue reading

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