Monthly Archives: November 2011

A Note About Heels and Rain,

It’s raining, it’s pouring; The girl in the heels is slurring. She bumped her head Then went to bed And she couldn’t figure out that walking across a muddy field, wearing 3 inch heels, in the rain,  was the stupidest thing she could … Continue reading

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A Note about Wasabi,

A little wasabi goes a long waaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy….. true story! “First I was afraid I was petrified Kept thinking I could never live without you by my side But I spent so many nights thinking how you did me wrong I … Continue reading

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A Note About Pop-Tarts and Toasters!!

Putting a broken Pop-tart into a toaster is not smart!’ Chances are it’ll get caught in the wires and burn to a crisp. Oh ya…. sticking a knife, a fork or your hand into the toaster will only break the … Continue reading

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Note to Mom, Dad, Uncle, Aunt, Grandmother…

I am NOT your Facebook friend… I am not your friend, you’re my (insert relationship here).  We can never be friends… Please don’t search me, tag me, add me, request me, invite me, like me, poke me or creep me…EVER! … Continue reading

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Note to Black Friday Shoppers!

STOP THE INSANITY!!!!!!   When a woman uses pepper spray to stop innocent customers from buying “her” Black Friday crap and not a serial rapist, something is definitely wrong with the world!

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A Note About Motor Boating!

True story…BUT not my story!! When motor boating one’s assal region, always be prepared for oncoming wind!

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Note About Your Zoophilia..aka The Animal Sex Habit,

Apparently having sex with animals is not only gross and sick, but it causes penis cancer…Who knew! Journal of Sexual Medicine reports: We think that the intense and long-term SWA [sex with animals] practice could produce micro-traumas in the human penile tissue. The … Continue reading

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