Monthly Archives: March 2012

A Note About Farting in Pilates,

Do you remember that gross kid in grade school that no body wanted to sit beside because his/her bad body odor and inability to hold in his/her gas?  Well as luck would have it, no one wants to sit with … Continue reading

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Note to Karma,

Karma’s a bitch, and I love her!   I recently ran into some old (looking) classmates…you know the ones we use to swoon over..and came to the realization that I must have been smoking crac cocain to think they were ever … Continue reading

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Note To Absent-Minded!

Step 1)  Place your foot on the break pad to park Step 2)  While in park, change your gear into the park position Step 3)  Turn off the; ignition, lights, wipers, etc,….. Step 4)  Unbuckle your belt and open the … Continue reading

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Note to Yoga Guy,

The next time you decide to come to Yoga-Pilates class please wear some F*&%$#@ UNDERWEAR!!! There should be a law against swinging freely at the gym! Since I couldn’t take a real picture, the one below will have to do! … Continue reading

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A Note About Using Charmin,

If you’re like most people, when it comes time to ‘wipe’ you want it to be a relaxing, non abrasive experience.  You want to “be kind to your behind.”  Enter Charmin 2ply toilet paper, a gift from the heavens above!  … Continue reading

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Note to Bacon,

(to the tune of SKINAMARINKY DINKY DINK) … I love you in the morning and in the afternoon…. I love you in the evening and underneath the moon….. Juicy, juicy bacon bites…. Juicy..yes are YOUUUUUUUUUU I loooooooooooovvveeeeeee YOUUUUUUUUUUUU But wait, … Continue reading

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Note to Family and Friends,

Or as my father would say “priends”…thank you for sharing your love and lives with me.  I have been inundated with so much love today that my heart is literally smiling. I have been blessed with a beautiful home, a … Continue reading

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