Had a good day. The sun was shinning, birds were chirping, the weather was beautiful and I found some great deals at the mall.
Get to my car…
Keying my car…really? How old are we…10?
I hope your car is pummeled with bird sh**! I hope your car is clawed by rabid cats, dogs, goats, cows, dinosaurs, etc… I hope you have a sh**** birthday, Christmas, Halloween, Easter, whatever you celebrate! I hope the doors fall off your car as you’re driving on the highway! I hope the toilets in your house overflow. I hope you get a flat tire on a dark country road. I hope HD DVD player breaks down while you’re watching your favourite movie. I hope you have scary dreams. I hope your dog runs away to a better family and you’re left with your heart in your hand..crying for forgiveness….JERK!