A Note About Using The Fitting Room,

The first mistake you made was eating spicy Mexican/Indian (whatever it was) food for lunch!  The second was thinking the line up at the H&M fitting room, on a Saturday afternoon, would dissipate once you got there.  AND the third mistake was thinking you could just walk away (even with your fast walk) from it!

Ladies…

Farting in the fitting room, even if it’s silent, is never a good thing.  It’s DISGUSTING, MEAN and INHUMANE!  Next time use the bathroom, duct tape, spray, hop up and down OR stay home!

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3 Responses to A Note About Using The Fitting Room,

  1. Amen! but I have to ask… If this is a blog titled ‘Note to Fred’ how’d you know it was a lady?

  2. Helene says:

    Or, if you’re gonna do it, ay least eat something nice. Like a banana split with lots of marshmallow and butterscotch syrup!!

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