So remember that asshole rat who decided to raid our garbage, take a picnic and shit in the hood of my car? Well the husband finally decided to kick it to the curb! About time if you ask me. Bitch (the asshole rat) thought it could move in and live rent free!!
So how do you get rid of rat? Easy, use a rat trap! How do you set up a rat trap? Easy, you YouTube it and hope it works. How do prevent your husband from getting his fingers caught in the trap? Easy you say..”Honey, don’t get your fingers caught in the trap. I heard it hurts like a bitch!” How do you know if he listened?
The best way to set up a rat trap is to hire someone!!!
On a more serious note…the trap is set and ready to snap!!!