Category Archives: Dumb Girl

A Note About Using The Fitting Room,

The first mistake you made was eating spicy Mexican/Indian (whatever it was) food for lunch!  The second was thinking the line up at the H&M fitting room, on a Saturday afternoon, would dissipate once you got there.  AND the third mistake was thinking you could … Continue reading

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A Note About Bungholes,

I swear I was only in Aruba for a week!!!  How could this even become a trend?  I’ve heard of people tattooing their arms, legs, backs, boobs’, face, butt’s…BUT the anus?…..ewwwwwwwwww WTF!  WHY? YOLO??? Bleaching, piercing and now tattooing..what’s the … Continue reading

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A Note About Farting in Pilates,

Do you remember that gross kid in grade school that no body wanted to sit beside because his/her bad body odor and inability to hold in his/her gas?  Well as luck would have it, no one wants to sit with … Continue reading

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Dear Shitty Waiter,

If you’re wondering why I didn’t leave a tip….well…. it’s because YOU SUCK and NOT because I’m cheap.  Not only did I wait 35 mins for water that you never brought, you were rude when you served us AND you … Continue reading

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Note to Hands,

An unfortunate true story… Gross Student: Mrs. S this string came off  (dangles a piece of red thread in the air) Mrs. S: Pass it here (takes the string from the student)                     … Continue reading

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Note to the Girl (Fool) with the Drake Tattoo on her FACE,

Come on now….REALLY? What would Barbara Walters say?: 1)  How are you enjoying the new look? 2)  Now that you don’t have any eyebrows, what brand of eyebrow pencil will you be using? 3)  Doesn’t Drake have a girlfriend already? … Continue reading

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Note To Young Love,

Who said you can’t be open and honest when you’re in love? Translation…. Girl: I love you because you’re nice, cute and responsible Boy: I kind of like you because you have anger issues (LOL) and you will not take … Continue reading

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