Category Archives: From Mom withe Love…

A Note About Spelling and Penises,

I’m pretty sure my mom failed in spelling and health class… Mom: Oh my God, what is this? P: What are you talking about mom? (looking out the car window) Mom: This! (pointing at the Tim’s sign) P: What? What’s … Continue reading

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Note to Mommy’s Purse,

Having a “larger, more spacious” purse is an excuse to carry around more crap!

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Note to Mom’s Butter Brain Solution,

Eating a lot of butter before going into labor will NOT make a baby slip out faster!

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Note to Innovative Mom,

Although lubricating my nostrils with mustard oil will NOT cure my hay fever, asthma, or”make it feel juicy”, the foul smell will deter pick-pocketer’s and mugger’s!

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Note to Mom (part 2),

Butter does not make your bones more juicy.   That’s called fat.

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Note to the Head Cold,

Waking up every 2 hours to blow your nose, adjust your pillow, and swear (under your breath) at your zonked out husband is NOT fun.  Next time wear a hat when your mom tells you to, your nose will thank you for it.

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Note to Mom,

Butter does not make it better!! It clogs your arteries 😦

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