Category Archives: Note to Dad

Note to Mom, Dad, Uncle, Aunt, Grandmother…

I am NOT your Facebook friend… I am not your friend, you’re my (insert relationship here).  We can never be friends… Please don’t search me, tag me, add me, request me, invite me, like me, poke me or creep me…EVER! … Continue reading

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Note to Techno-Dumb-Ass,

If you don’t know how to turn off your car alarm, you shouldn’t have one. p.s… Pressing all the buttons on your car alarm key will only piss it off

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Note to I KNOW HOW THIS WORK’S~(part 1),

Removing the nasal spray cap BEFORE you shove it up your nose and press down will lend itself to be more useful. Step 1                                 … Continue reading

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Note to Einstein…aka Dad,

Hotmail and HotMale, (I decided not to add the link here), are not the same thing!

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Note to Life,

If nothing ever changed, there’d be no butterflies.

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Note to Time Share Whore,

Nothing is for free…especially a no obligation presentation.

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Note to Dad,

A blueberry is not the same as a Blackberry…but it sure tastes better 🙂   

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