Category Archives: Note to Husband

Dear Husband :/

You’re AWESOME! The next time you decide to golf in the living room AND leave the scene of the crime you best hide them balls from my kitchen knife! Men are STUPID, throw rocks at them!

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Ordering Nuts!

So the other day I sent my old man to get me a hot fudge sundae…YUM!  As he waited in line he decided to call me – only to put me on hold when he got to the window  Husband: … Continue reading

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A Candy Penis

St. Jacob’s proved to be an interesting trip today.  As we browsed through the many stores, we came across an interesting find at the CHOCOLATES ‘N MORE store.  At first glance it seemed like a regular candy store (selling truffles, … Continue reading

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Note to Hubby’s Fingers!!!! ALERT!!!!!

So remember that asshole rat who decided to raid our garbage, take a picnic and shit in the hood of my car? Well the husband finally decided to kick it to the curb! About time if you ask me.  Bitch … Continue reading

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Note To Absent-Minded!

Step 1)  Place your foot on the break pad to park Step 2)  While in park, change your gear into the park position Step 3)  Turn off the; ignition, lights, wipers, etc,….. Step 4)  Unbuckle your belt and open the … Continue reading

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A Note About Using Charmin,

If you’re like most people, when it comes time to ‘wipe’ you want it to be a relaxing, non abrasive experience.  You want to “be kind to your behind.”  Enter Charmin 2ply toilet paper, a gift from the heavens above!  … Continue reading

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Note to Drippy Snot,

When the cashier gives you a funny look … You might want to use a Kleenex to wipe up the drippy  snot running down your mustache! Sneezing = SNOT…and although it’s clear, people can still see it!

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