Category Archives: Note to Me

A Note About My Resolutions,

Raise your hand if, like me, you come up with some ridiculous New Years resolutions to help better your life… Well this year I have decided to screw the resolutions and make better use of the F-word! Example 1 ring..ring… (that’s the telephone) Me: … Continue reading

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Note About Small Places,

Apparently small places are the best places to hide things and lots of them!  I leave the husband for 10 mins and THIS is what I come back to!  Apparently I’ve been hoarding plastic bags in the flour cabinet….Who knew! This is a true story … Continue reading

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Note to Strength,

On a serious Fred… Far too often we forget the strength we have inside, the strength that helps us to pull through life’s many “quirks”.  Instead we fixate on someone or something to help bring that smile, that jive, that … Continue reading

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Note to Sneaky Fart

Thanks for slipping out! Thanks for slipping out as I walked by the only cute guy at Food Basics (and we all know that’s a stretch)… Thanks :p

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Note to F-ing Garbage Rodent!!

Forgetting to close your garage door at night is an open invitation for the neighbourhood hood rats (or in this case some kind of raccoon/skunk/cat) to  come into your garage, rip open the garbage, devour it under your parked car AND THEN…. crap … Continue reading

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Note About My Burnt Thumb + Nail,

I have a pet peeve!  I hate it when my candles burn unevenly.  So what does a genius like me do?  Use a toothpick to scrape the wax from the side of the candle to the centre..while the candle is aflame 😦 It would … Continue reading

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Note to Bladder,

Bumpy rides, construction on the highway, flipped over tractor-trailer, broken down subway line, ducks crossing, gas light blinking….aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh… It’s amazing how a 15 min car ride can turn into an hour long ordeal when you have to pee!  Always listen … Continue reading

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