Category Archives: Pet’s

In Loving Memory..TomDog

Best Friend: someone who never leaves your side, loves you unconditionally, smiles when you walk in the front door, sits by you and listens to your heart aches, laughs with you, secretly laughs at you, eats your left overs, eats … Continue reading

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Note To My Personal Hood Rat,

Now how many of you can say they have a freeloading mouse living in the engine of their car? I can, I can!! Not only does he feed on the garbage from our garbage bin, shit all over my engine, … Continue reading

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Note About Your Zoophilia..aka The Animal Sex Habit,

Apparently having sex with animals is not only gross and sick, but it causes penis cancer…Who knew! Journal of Sexual Medicine reports: We think that the intense and long-term SWA [sex with animals] practice could produce micro-traumas in the human penile tissue. The … Continue reading

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Note to F-ing Garbage Rodent!!

Forgetting to close your garage door at night is an open invitation for the neighbourhood hood rats (or in this case some kind of raccoon/skunk/cat) to  come into your garage, rip open the garbage, devour it under your parked car AND THEN…. crap … Continue reading

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Note to The Itsy Bitsy Spider,

If you’re tired of people like ME, walking into your hard work, BUILD YOUR WEB SOMEWHERE FAR FROM MY FRONT DOOR!! You SUCK spider!

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Note to Assh@!# Crows!

It’s not funny to attack innocent garbage bags.  Some people work hard at separating the recyclables from the organic waste.  Tearing up the bags to see what’s inside is a disgusting behavior, you should considering seeing someone about it. The … Continue reading

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Note to Groundhog,

Your predictions suck and you’re FIRED!

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