Category Archives: Stupid Is…

Note to Your Banana Peel,

Posted on August 1, 2011 by Fred

Although a banana peel will eventually decay, throwing one out the window of your car as you drive is still polluting and disgusting! Who does that still anyways?

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Note to Stupid Pregnant Coworker,

Posted on June 24, 2011 by Fred

One baby = 9 months Two babies = 9 months…NOT 18! Hasn’t Teen Mom taught you anything?  

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Note to Scholar,

Posted on April 7, 2011 by Fred

The toilet seat always works better when the lid is up.

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Note to Stupid Liar,

Posted on February 21, 2011 by Fred

I understand you were sick as a dog this weekend and had to cancel plans.  What I don’t understand is how facebook tagged you in a gazillion pictures and you weren’t even in your pyjamas..no runny nose! Where ever there … Continue reading →

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Note to Wax Diva,

Posted on February 3, 2011 by Fred

The next time you have a hot date, with a hot guy, DO NOT…I repeat, DO NOT wax your upper lip to get rid of the stash….especially if your running late and have never waxed before.  Next time reach for … Continue reading →

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Note to Cheap Bastard,

Posted on January 14, 2011 by Fred

Using duct tape because you’ve run out of bandages might pose a problem 48 hours later.

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Note to the “Great Idea”

Posted on January 12, 2011 by Fred

Next time the urge to watch a t.v show featuring your ex-boyfriends wedding with your new boyfriend transcends upon your brain….poke yourself in the eye and call it even!

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Note to Multi-tasker,

Posted on January 5, 2011 by Fred

Just because you can read, text, eat, and talk on the phone, all at the same time, doesn’t mean you should.  Next time, think of the car you just slammed into.

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Note to Lazy,

Posted on January 5, 2011 by Fred

If you haven’t read the material, learned the material, opened the book, updated your files, or taught the material..chances are your students are going to fail.  Next time -> DO YOUR JOB!  

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Note to Eyes (part 2)…

Posted on January 5, 2011 by Fred

A whale tail should only been seen in the ocean!  Next time LOOK AWAY!

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