Tag Archives: accidents

Things that piss me OFF….#4

You’d think on a day like this I’d be happy!!! No kids, no books, no driving, no swearing at idiot drivers, no brown bagging my lunch, sleeping in, breakfast made by the old man, MAURY POVICH, sitting in pj’s all … Continue reading

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Jesus and Texting…

I saw this as I walked by a local church in St. Jacobs today.  If you ask me, this message is pretty misleading… p.s..It’s never safe to text and drive!!

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Note to Hubby’s Fingers!!!! ALERT!!!!!

So remember that asshole rat who decided to raid our garbage, take a picnic and shit in the hood of my car? Well the husband finally decided to kick it to the curb! About time if you ask me.  Bitch … Continue reading

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A Note About Using The Fitting Room,

The first mistake you made was eating spicy Mexican/Indian (whatever it was) food for lunch!  The second was thinking the line up at the H&M fitting room, on a Saturday afternoon, would dissipate once you got there.  AND the third mistake was thinking you could … Continue reading

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A Note About Bungholes,

I swear I was only in Aruba for a week!!!  How could this even become a trend?  I’ve heard of people tattooing their arms, legs, backs, boobs’, face, butt’s…BUT the anus?…..ewwwwwwwwww WTF!  WHY? YOLO??? Bleaching, piercing and now tattooing..what’s the … Continue reading

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Note to D**k Face!

Had a good day.  The sun was shinning, birds were chirping, the weather was beautiful and I found some great deals at the mall.  Get to my car…   Keying my car…really?  How old are we…10?  I hope your car … Continue reading

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A Note About Farting in Pilates,

Do you remember that gross kid in grade school that no body wanted to sit beside because his/her bad body odor and inability to hold in his/her gas?  Well as luck would have it, no one wants to sit with … Continue reading

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