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A Note About Bungholes,

I swear I was only in Aruba for a week!!!  How could this even become a trend?  I’ve heard of people tattooing their arms, legs, backs, boobs’, face, butt’s…BUT the anus?…..ewwwwwwwwww WTF!  WHY? YOLO??? Bleaching, piercing and now tattooing..what’s the … Continue reading

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Note To Absent-Minded!

Step 1)  Place your foot on the break pad to park Step 2)  While in park, change your gear into the park position Step 3)  Turn off the; ignition, lights, wipers, etc,….. Step 4)  Unbuckle your belt and open the … Continue reading

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Fat….What??

A new restaurant opened up in Guelph today…I don’t think I’ll be eating there any time soon! …and for your information…it should say Fat Duck..not Dick..lol

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Hmmmmmmmm………

Notice how the “crazy” people at work never take a sick day… FML 

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A Note About Picking Up ~ Part 1

Slapping a girl on her butt, telling her “It’s mighty fine”… isn’t very smart.  Her boyfriend might get mad, punch you in the face, rip your shirt and kick you in the nuts.  You wont look mighty fine, your nuts will hurt … Continue reading

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Note to Dance Floor Humper,

Humping the air, looking like a Jersey Whore, wearing white shoes or flip-flops 😦 … is not going to get you any sort of ass. Air humping is NOT cool…true story!

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A Note About Getting Rid of Migraines,

Drink lot’s, and lot’s and lot’s and lot’s and lot’s and lot’s and lot’s and lot’s and lot’s and lot’s and lot’s and lot’s and lot’s and lot’s and lot’s and lot’s and lot’s and lot’s and lot’s and lot’s and lot’s and lot’s and lot’s and lot’s and lot’s and lot’s … Continue reading

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