Tag Archives: food

Back to the grind……A Note About…Wait…WHAT?????????

Happy New Year!!! I’ve decided to kick start the year on a healthy note, this isn’t’ what I had in mind though.   How would you even cook that?

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A Note About Frozen Coc…

Get your mind out of the gutter! Tomato, tomatoeees … Ketchup, catsup… Coconut, cocks…ya I still don’t get it!

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Ordering Nuts!

So the other day I sent my old man to get me a hot fudge sundae…YUM!  As he waited in line he decided to call me – only to put me on hold when he got to the window  Husband: … Continue reading

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F@#& Fifty Shades of Grey!

While perusing the aisles of our local bookstore look what I came across…a roasted chicken …BONDAGE style!!!  Serves to be an interesting read…..you think?

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A Note About Spelling and Penises,

I’m pretty sure my mom failed in spelling and health class… Mom: Oh my God, what is this? P: What are you talking about mom? (looking out the car window) Mom: This! (pointing at the Tim’s sign) P: What? What’s … Continue reading

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Note to Bacon,

(to the tune of SKINAMARINKY DINKY DINK) … I love you in the morning and in the afternoon…. I love you in the evening and underneath the moon….. Juicy, juicy bacon bites…. Juicy..yes are YOUUUUUUUUUU I loooooooooooovvveeeeeee YOUUUUUUUUUUUU But wait, … Continue reading

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Dear Shitty Waiter,

If you’re wondering why I didn’t leave a tip….well…. it’s because YOU SUCK and NOT because I’m cheap.  Not only did I wait 35 mins for water that you never brought, you were rude when you served us AND you … Continue reading

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