Tag Archives: manners

A Note About Spelling and Penises,

I’m pretty sure my mom failed in spelling and health class… Mom: Oh my God, what is this? P: What are you talking about mom? (looking out the car window) Mom: This! (pointing at the Tim’s sign) P: What? What’s … Continue reading

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Note to D**k Face!

Had a good day.  The sun was shinning, birds were chirping, the weather was beautiful and I found some great deals at the mall.  Get to my car…   Keying my car…really?  How old are we…10?  I hope your car … Continue reading

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A Note About Hygiene!

How to take good care of your body!

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A Note About Farting in Pilates,

Do you remember that gross kid in grade school that no body wanted to sit beside because his/her bad body odor and inability to hold in his/her gas?  Well as luck would have it, no one wants to sit with … Continue reading

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Note to Yoga Guy,

The next time you decide to come to Yoga-Pilates class please wear some F*&%$#@ UNDERWEAR!!! There should be a law against swinging freely at the gym! Since I couldn’t take a real picture, the one below will have to do! … Continue reading

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Note to Family and Friends,

Or as my father would say “priends”…thank you for sharing your love and lives with me.  I have been inundated with so much love today that my heart is literally smiling. I have been blessed with a beautiful home, a … Continue reading

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Dear Shitty Waiter,

If you’re wondering why I didn’t leave a tip….well…. it’s because YOU SUCK and NOT because I’m cheap.  Not only did I wait 35 mins for water that you never brought, you were rude when you served us AND you … Continue reading

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