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Dear Shitty Waiter,

If you’re wondering why I didn’t leave a tip….well…. it’s because YOU SUCK and NOT because I’m cheap.  Not only did I wait 35 mins for water that you never brought, you were rude when you served us AND you … Continue reading

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Note to Loud Mouth,

Loud restaurant music and “bed room” chatter don’t mix.  One must learn to always censor their words!  Eventually the music will stop and you’ll be left with your pants around your ankles or your tail between your legs!

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Note to Wondering Eyes,

Your eyes should be mesmerized  by the size of the meatballs on YOUR plate, not the waitress’s plate!

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